uirukii:

imsobadatnicknames2:

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

Not only that, when you point out more funds for stuff like conservation, regulation, and education would create so many new jobs (not to mention these already have a huge need for employees!) they pretend they don’t hear you

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fatefulfindings:

fatefulfindings:

clumsyoctopus:

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

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pozalita66:

inconveniently-discorporated:

ao3commentoftheday:

you know that expression, “dance like no one is watching you?”

try writing like no one is going to read it

it’s easier to let yourself go and just enjoy the process of creation when you aren’t also playing 6 dimensional chess with your insecurities and anxieties

write because you have fun writing and if you never post it anywhere that’s totally fine because you enjoyed your time with the process

My mantras include:

• No one has to read this if I don’t want them to.
• I’ve gotten through crap before and turned it into something I really enjoyed.
• People have enjoyed what I’ve already published.
• I don’t have to write it perfectly I just have to write something.
• Even Neil Gaiman struggles to write sometimes. (Insert anyone you want here, I guarantee everyone does.)

I’m a big advocate of letting your brain free on the page. It is far better to write something messy and unpublishable than spending your time sadly thinking about what you could write but you can’t because of the things you have to write.

Because here’s a shocker: you don’t have to write anything.

What will happen if you’re late? You apologise, and your readers will consume it anyway with joy. Let go of that guilt, for not working on your “current project”. It will kill your passion for writing, and it will make it a chore.

Don’t let yourself regret not writing it, just write it!

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pizzaworms:

tricotbf:

to be a little mean, you guys have to start pirating shit

we are doomed if people keep willingly paying for shit like this. i’m serious. how many times has it been said but this keeps happening. it’s not even an if anymore the current state of things is doomed until people stop

17 hours ago With 13,932 notes / via / source

blurds:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

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braindamaged007:

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what-even-is-thiss:

cursed–alien:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

In case you don’t know, when someone asks you a question in a casual conversation, they’re expecting you to also ask them a question to keep the conversation going. If you just answer the question and don’t say anything else that just kind of kills the conversation and forces the other person to do all the work during your interaction with them.

If someone asks if you have any pets and you just say “yes” and nothing else the other person has nothing to work with. You’ve gotta go into detail about your dogs or talk about how you don’t get along with animals well. And maybe ask them if they have any dogs.

I’m bringing this up because I didn’t learn this till I was like 20 and conversation has gotten a lot easier since I learned it.

I’m not autistic btw I just had almost no friends growing up lol nobody taught me these things

What happens if I can’t think of a question to ask? I beat myself up for killing the conversation.

Say something more about your answer so they can ask a question about that. Or change the subject. Like if they ask if you watch football and you don’t you can say something like “no I don’t but my dad is really into basketball. I know a lot more about that.”

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autumngracy:

silverparrys:

i love the brides because there’s just no explanation about them at all. who are they? what do they do? what’s their relationship with dracula? they live together but he clearly has no power over them since they wouldn’t even pretend to be his servants while jon was at the castle. he also feeds them babies. what about with each other? are they sisters? a mom and her daughters? not related at all and just happen to be in the same place? dating? maybe they were just excited to introduce mina to their own polycule. then they died. and nothing more is discovered about them. girlboss behavior methinks.

They’re a polyamorous lesbian triad and Drac is just their sugardaddy

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indifferentvincent:

Twitter user witchytwitchytv on Nov 08, 2022:

Indigenous peoples movements are so easily ignored because acknowledging our existence as living peoples rather than as relics of the past makes settlers uncomfortable. You all prefer to pretend we’re dead & gone so you don’t have to face the genocides you still benefit from.

It makes you all uncomfortable to remember the people who were displaced for you to live in your cities, towns, and neighborhood are still alive and still displaced. Acknowledging the fact that we’re still alive and fighting makes you face a story where you’re not the hero.

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reiikiki:

feralcatman:

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[ID: a screenshot of tags on a tumblr post. the tags read “they’re only a dilf if they act like a dad. otherwise they’re filth (father I’d like to hurt).” end ID]

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